Professor Emeritus of Error
Professor Kamo mistook the fire drill for an invitation to speak. The conference hall had emptied in a wave of politely frantic motion—alarms blinking apologetically from the ceiling like electronic shame. Somewhere, a voice looped, "This is only a drill," in three languages. But Kamo, resplendent in his taupe tweed and facial expression of pre-emptive reverence, wandered toward the stage. Perhaps it was the quiet. Perhaps it was the spotlight, triggered by motion. Or perhaps — more precisely — it was his 'System 1', trained over decades to interpret confusion as an invitation to perform. He adjusted the mic, which was off. He cleared his throat, which wasn't. He began. "Ladies and gentlemen—no—entities, possibly non-binary intelligences, forgive me. We gather now at the precipice of post-causal uncertainty." Only the cleaning drone near the back acknowledged him with a polite whir. He continued. "You may ask: Where are we going? What is epistemolog...